10. I think of you as a sister. (You’re ugly)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You’re ugly)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You’re ugly)
7. My life is too complicated right …

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that …

A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when
he is pulled over by the Police.
The police officer approaches him and asks: “Have you been drinking Sir?”
“Why?” asks the man, “Was I …

An elderly man goes to confessional and confesses to a priest.
Man: I am 92 years old and have a wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up to college …