Here are some quotes to think about:
1. Never go to a doctors whose office plants have died.
2. One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you’re expected to know your child’s names and how old he or she is.
3. It is fast approaching the point where I don’t want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job. (On US presidency) 4. When humor goes, there goes civilization.
5. Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare and then 12 minutes to eat. Half-time is 12 minutes. This is not a coincidence.
6. Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one, Helen Keller is the other.

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