Confessional
Submitted by admin on July 13, 2009 – 12:04 pmNo Comment
An elderly man goes to confessional and confesses to a priest.
Man: I am 92 years old and have a wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up to college chicks hitch hiking. We went to a motel where I had sex with each of them 3 times.
Priest: are u sorry for your sins.
Man: What sins
priest: What kind of catholic are you?
Man: I’m Jewish
Priest: Why are you telling me this?
Man: I’m 92 years old, I’m telling everybody
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