Upon hearing about her 95 year old grandfathers passing away Jenny went to her grandmothers house to visit. When Jenny asked granny how her grandfather died she replied ” He had a heart attack while making love to me Sunday morning.”
Horrified Jenny said “Two people nearly 100 years old having sex is asking for trouble.”
“Oh no, my dear” replied granny. Many years ago realizing our advanced age, we figured the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nothing to strenuous, simply in on the ding out on the dong.
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, and if the damn ice cream truck hadn’t come along, he’d still be alive today.

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