Dogs better than women
1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is pretty, other dogs don’t hate it.
4. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
5. A dog’s disposition stays the same all month long.
6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
7. A dog’s parents never visit.
8. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
11. Dogs seldom outlive you.
12. Dogs can’t talk.
13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.
14. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24-hours a day.
15. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
16. Dogs like to go hunting.
17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.
19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died would you get another dog?”
20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.
21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
23. A dog won’t hold out on you to get a new car.
24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad, they just think it’s interesting.
25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
26. Dogs don’t let magazine articles guide their lives.
27. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
28. Dogs are not allowed in Debenhams or Harvey Nicols.
29. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.
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hmmm.. but can you fuck a dog?
hmmm…that’s debatable.
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sooo did not need to know that
I hear they give girls a great time, and they always sniff your junk, so I’m sure they don’t mind if you don’t shower
can you? yes.
I mean I wouldn’t want to, but yeah. You can fuck a dog.
Well, Men are repeatedly fucked by women, still they think it is they who are doing the fucking.
Dogs are better because they dont fuck you.
Love it!
“hmmm.. but can you fuck a dog? ”
i think we all know the answer to that…. but no one will ever fill us in
lol. the downside it the no sex.
Seems to me people who think a dogs better then a woman are bitter because hes been fucked over so many times or is unable to get a woman.
We cannot fuck dog, but some indecent peoples does it in pornographic movies. How about that?
Moreover humans and dogs are incompatible. Lets be aware that our senses are not similar. Avoid being confused.